The Hemingway Defense

May 24

Just found these little fuckers on my roof. Thanks for destroying my shingles and giving me one more thing to fix!

Just found these little fuckers on my roof. Thanks for destroying my shingles and giving me one more thing to fix!

May 23

This is a Fancy Frills tulip.

This is a Fancy Frills tulip.

#tbt #throwbackthursday 10/11/09.

#tbt #throwbackthursday 10/11/09.

May 22

Happy Birthday Moz! Imma listen to the 12” single of “Suedehead” @cindysalazar gave me, my favourite song, a couple of times to celebrate.

Happy Birthday Moz! Imma listen to the 12” single of “Suedehead” @cindysalazar gave me, my favourite song, a couple of times to celebrate.

I have one white mustache hair.

I have one white mustache hair.

May 19

#VinylSunday Selection 3. The Beatles - Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

#VinylSunday Selection 3. The Beatles - Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band.

#VinylSunday Selection 2. Band of Horses - Cease to Begin.

#VinylSunday Selection 2. Band of Horses - Cease to Begin.

#VinylSunday Selection 1. Metric - Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?

#VinylSunday Selection 1. Metric - Old World Underground, Where Are You Now?

Party in Toronto, come home with goodies. *Not shown: my new Somersby beach towel.

Party in Toronto, come home with goodies. *Not shown: my new Somersby beach towel.

May 17

@shylamassaar and I made a vegetable garden this afternoon, and then I improved it in a snapchat.

@shylamassaar and I made a vegetable garden this afternoon, and then I improved it in a snapchat.

Found this dude hanging upside down in a tree with one severely broken foot and both of them tightly bound in thread. Client gave me a pair of scissors so I clipped him free and spent a good ten minutes unbinding his legs and feet. Client was pretty upset about it so she decided to drop him off somewhere on her way to work to get fixed up. Don’t think he’s got much luck though, poor guy.

Found this dude hanging upside down in a tree with one severely broken foot and both of them tightly bound in thread. Client gave me a pair of scissors so I clipped him free and spent a good ten minutes unbinding his legs and feet. Client was pretty upset about it so she decided to drop him off somewhere on her way to work to get fixed up. Don’t think he’s got much luck though, poor guy.

May 16

(via fuckitbukowskiwasright)

47 years ago today, this double LP masterpiece was released. Do yourself a favour and listen to Blonde on Blonde right now.

47 years ago today, this double LP masterpiece was released. Do yourself a favour and listen to Blonde on Blonde right now.

#tbt #throwbackthursday to when I was cutting concrete in my basement.

#tbt #throwbackthursday to when I was cutting concrete in my basement.

May 13

This is a flowering crabapple tree.

This is a flowering crabapple tree.